When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.
Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.
Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Accidental Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and looking like a twelve year old.
Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.
Shaving Victim: Why would I pay someone to shave my beard? Your mom does it for free when I give her a mustache ride.
Friend: ...
Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Accidental Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and looking like a twelve year old.
Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.
Shaving Victim: Why would I pay someone to shave my beard? Your mom does it for free when I give her a mustache ride.
Friend: ...
by Pringlescan July 24, 2009
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Roy: "She billy-goated me"
Brian: "She just clapped on and shocked you like a rag-doll?"
Roy: "Yeah dude, weirdest and sexiest thing ever. You need to grow yours out."
Brian: "She just clapped on and shocked you like a rag-doll?"
Roy: "Yeah dude, weirdest and sexiest thing ever. You need to grow yours out."
by KikiNJ September 8, 2014
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Kids in the pictures: Dude, look at this goatee I grew...shit took me a week to grow. I'm gonna post a pic of it on urbandictionary.
Me: You call that a goatee? Really? I guess you have a little hair on your chin...but really?
Me: You call that a goatee? Really? I guess you have a little hair on your chin...but really?
by jeffreykittens May 16, 2007
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Somebody who will say what they think, without worrying about the consequences.
Often says what others around him are thinking, but are too nervous to admit.
Generally on the side of the underdog.
Often says what others around him are thinking, but are too nervous to admit.
Generally on the side of the underdog.
He's that guy at work who keeps dropping the bosses in the shite, yet the bosses are too terrified to get rid of him in-case he spills the beans on the bigger stuff.
"Listen to Gobster over there! He certainly says it how it is, and he doesn't care who hears it!!"
"Listen to Gobster over there! He certainly says it how it is, and he doesn't care who hears it!!"
by Namdodger February 16, 2009
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by shoelace November 22, 2003
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by Desipida February 13, 2020
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