Dirt Goblin

The action of or person who prefers anal sex with a woman before she wipes her ass after taking a shit.

"Tommy went home with that girl last night, but didn't get any because he went for the Dirt Goblin."

"I got home at 5' in the morn, she smelt my dick...and found out I'm a Dirt Goblin"

by DirtyGoblin September 11, 2013

Goblin Mode

When you are in an extreme reckless mode, feeling very mischievous, and lack concern for the well being of others. Normally caused by consuming lots of alcohol.

"I saw my roommate Zack chug three 4 lokos on someones snapchat story, I really hope when he comes home tonight he isn't in Goblin Mode."

by Dirty.Mike April 26, 2022

Green Goblin

A mixed drink of Vodka, Blue Powerade and Green Monster. Mixed at a precise ratio of 4 ice cubes, 2 shots of Vodka, 3/4 rest filled with Powerade and sprinkled to the brim with Monster. Sold exclusively at The Red Lion thanks to DHicks.

Dan slammed his cup on the table and screeched "Three more green goblins!"

by 404 Name Not Found October 24, 2020

Goblowned

-v- To be owned in the worst kind of way; killed by goblins in any RPG.
The most humiliating situation a gamer could ever be thrown into; akin to having your best friend restrain you and shove shit down your throat and pack it in with a horse's cock.
-adj- Something debilitatingly sucky/retarded.

1)Ted: " I swear to got Ned, if you get killed by goblins, you suck worse than...(ted witnesses his friend being mauled by little green men)... wow... Goblowned! "

2)Mother:" Remember Billy, you have a play date with your "special" friend from school."
Billy: " I don't wanna hang out with that goblowned fag mom!"

by Nick Lowers February 5, 2008

throat goblin

Similar to a pussy troll, a goblin that is placed in a young womans throat to prevent premarital oral sex.

I wanted Jessica to go down on me last night, but I'm afraid she might have a throat goblin.

by Doug "the Demon" Quesnel May 16, 2010

gin goblin

An imaginary malevolent creature or a hallucination. Only seen after the consumption of too much gin.

"You mean this time it's not a hal... it's not a gin goblin! No Rosey this time it's real." - from The Quatermass Xperiment 1955 (Thora Hird)

by psplod June 2, 2014

goblok

Goblok is a famous Indonesian slang word to define something stupid, or cursing someone.

General meaning: stupid.

Bahasa Indonesia
Tatank: Anjir! Cewe gue hamil.
Bedul:
Goblok sih lu.

English
Tatank: Gosh! My girlfriend is pregnant.
Bedul: You're goblok

by tatankgalaw99 January 8, 2017