Grunion

Ok I don't know what all these other definitions are about, but a true grunion is a half-erect penis.

Bob has erectile dysfunction, whenever he doesn't take his medication he gets a grunion.

by Paul Grunion September 2, 2007

gluntion

not having a bra on.

regularly going loosey goosey while alone

I came home early to be scarred by my dancing sister's gluntion.

by drarkwun March 17, 2012

Grunion82

A fucking Rapunzel with a beard.

He's one heck of a Grunion82

by aurelionistaken December 19, 2018

Grunion

A crumb

You've got weed grunions all over. Tighten up

by Stone Rob January 21, 2023

Glutionositackafixative

A word that means sticky or attachable to certain items.

Sentence (Urban Dictionary style):
"Bro, don’t touch that slime! It’s totally glutionositackafixative—I’m still peeling my fingers apart from last time."

by Fightpotato1908 July 29, 2025

Grunion

The little balls of old toilet paper, that collect amongst your nethers; when proper wiping is made difficult.

That heifer Karen was ate up with an entire field of grunions. Talk about a wild harvest.

by Chaosfish November 22, 2025