glorping

"glorping" is a word from the martian language which means "jerking off"

hey dude are you glorping rn?

by PolishKitKat June 22, 2024

glorping

1. When you're gagging but you still want to put it in your mouth
2. The onomatopoeia of meat being thrusted in one's throat, not to be confused with a "gulp" *glorp* *glorp* glorp*

I ate a $200 steak and got too excited. I ended up glorping it down
Jack starting glorping in the middle of the glizzy gulping games

by alexhasleftthechat March 15, 2024

Glorping

The act of period blood coming out of a woman’s vagina.

Guy 1: “Why are you making that face?”

Woman 1: “Sorry I felt my pussy start Glorping.”

by Pipedbag February 25, 2024

Glorp-shire

The dollop of whipped cream on top of a cupcake

The Glorp-shire looks very nice on that cupcake

by #RespectTheDripKaren October 18, 2020

Glorp-Shhinne

A very strong and continuous suction force caused by a orifice in the human body

Sally: Do you want me to give you some Glorp-Shhinne.
Dave: From which orifice?
Sally: My nose ;).
Dave: If you insist....
*LOAD Glorp-Shhinne*

by Arrowofdoom September 24, 2022

glorp

The sound a pet makes when cleaning it's genitals.

I knew what she was up to by the sound of the glorp.

by Pinkticus October 12, 2020

glorp

The equivalent of a queef with poop particles.

Ayo girl, you mind glorping for me real quick?

by ProjectP June 21, 2021