head glitching

The art of hiding your head from the enemies sight in a first or third person shooter such as Modern Warfare or Halo reach.

dude stop head glitching me.

i would of won of if the kid didn't head glitch so much

by Boatengj98 August 6, 2011

GOONCHING

This is the act of sticking your finger in the mouth of an inanimate object such as a sculpture or fish mount etc, and taking a pic and posting it on social media to elicit responses from people such as "Whats that?" or "your brave!". Post must include the single word Goonch somewhere.

Look at Munna over there goonching that largemouth bass mount on the wall. He is a definitely a master of the goonch

by plashado January 26, 2018

gooching

Where your penis goes around your gooch and into your asshole.

I caught Logan gooching with Dr.Kelly the other day.

by Jack Mehoff May 3, 2005

Glothing

Glothing™:Dance Fashions to Glow Your Mind; the sickest rave clothing made from neon fabric and glow sticks (that are easily replaceable) merging fashion, dancing, and music for crazy nights and better memories

"What are you gonna wear to the concert tonight?"
"GLOTHING!"
"Fuck. Yes."

by fishsmackdown September 22, 2011

Gooching

Verb: to gooch - to emulate ones peers in a feeble attempt to further ones social standing

"That kid keeps gooching Dan and its starting to get on my tits"

That kid acts so goochy

by Allen Smith-Jones December 16, 2008

glitching my Matrix

A person who is causing you trouble or bother, especially in an odd, reality-disrupting way, is glitching your matrix.

It can also be used as a curse/cry for help to an unseen, unresponsive deity for people undergoing philipkdickian existential crises.

"Fuck off, you're glitching my matrix." or "Stop glitching my matrix, God."

by Charles Hoffmann August 27, 2010

map glitching

Glitching oneself about the virtual terrain in computer and console games for harmless fun or devious mischief. Becoming skilled at map glitching can be rewarding for players, but overuse of glitches may cause other lame players to get pissed off.

Gameplay Examples:

Stacking loads of objects up to get to odd places the player was not meant to access or to get out of the map.

Bunnyhopping up onto stuff and into unusual locations in the game environment that were not meant to be accessible to the player.

Examples in speech:

"damn map glitchers"

"map glitching is fun, let me show you how"

"Multiple map glitch exploits were fixed in the 8.7 patch..."

by Camzeck September 24, 2009