Glonking

Verb: the act of sucking on the barle of a gun

Timmy's finger slipped wile he was doing his daily glonking section

by Deeznuts.org December 9, 2021

Little glonk

Glonk but little

Little glonk is a epic war lord and he defeated Yeet a lot of times he is also the coolest guy that exist

by Little glonk August 6, 2021

Glonk

A derogatory term for an individual who is incapable of digesting Gluten

Natalie is a Glonk

by Kidz Table August 31, 2024

Glonking

Failing to digest Gluten

That Glonk is Glonking right now!

by Kidz Table August 31, 2024

Glonk The Wizz

A term used to describe smoking the drug marijuana, usually accompanied by friends.

Friend 1: Hey dude, wanna go glonk the wizz?
Friend 2: Hell yeah, let's go get high!

by QUEERHOMOMAN December 4, 2024

Glonk

Calling someone “Glonk” is usually a lighthearted jab, suggesting the person:

Did something awkward, clumsy, or unexpectedly silly

Was moving or behaving in a way that’s a bit offbeat, like tripping, dropping something, or saying something random or confusing

It’s like being called a goofball, just with a weirder word.

My friend buddy Jake lost us the game so I called him ‘glonk’

Or

Richard is such a ‘glonk’ because knocked over his water bottle

Beaudry just fell with no serious injuries, that was such a ‘glonk’ move

by Jake Beaudry 69 June 30, 2025

Glonk

Does nothing its whole life and just dies/meaningless

"youre a glonk"

"discord mods are glonks"

by Arieo July 14, 2025