Grenglish scale 

The grenglish scale is the scale of intensity of grenglish. It's shown by adding more grenglish. For each grenglish it's 10x worse. Each grenglish is connected with an i. So 2 on the grenglish scale (10x worse than normal grenglish) would be shown as grenglishigrenglish.

(Grenglish is another definition I made. Its a combination of gen Z + gen alpha brainrot + prison slang)

"Why do you speak a 2 on the grenglish scale?"

"Imagine a 7 on the grenglish scale. That would be horrifying"

Translations:

0 scale

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"

1 scale

“Yo, that fast brown fox be hoppin’ over that slow-ass doggo, fr.”

2 scale

“Ayo that speed demon fox finna bounce ova that crusty ol’ dawg like no cap, fr fr, sksksk.”

3 scale

“BRO THAT ZOOM-ZOOM BROWN FOXY SKRRRT-SKRRRT ON DAT DEADASS DOGGO LAYING WIT NO JUICE. JUMPS? NAH, HE SPINNIN’ THRU YO SOUL, YEET YEET YEET!!! 😩🔥💀 SKRT SKRT SKRT SKRT snacc alert”

Anything past 3 is considered to be at an incomprehensible level of brainrot, and is theorized to infect individuals with grenglish.

Grenglish scale by Donttuchmywizardstaff June 27, 2025

genglish

Stands for “Generative English”. The unmistakable writing style produced by ChatGPT and other LLMs that nobody asked for but everyone now recognizes — overuse of em-dashes, compulsive parallelism, ascending tricolons, and vocabulary no living human deploys in casual speech ("delve," "nuanced," "tapestry," "coveted," "meticulous," "foster," "realm"). Brutal. No fluff. Short sentences. You know the drill.

Genglish sentences always sound like a TED talk given by a middle manager who just discovered rhetoric. Everything is "not X — it's Y." Every list has exactly three items (ok, maybe five), each longer than the last. Every paragraph opens with a confident thesis and closes with an inspirational nudge. Reading genglish feels like being gently suffocated by a motivational poster. And, of course, “You are absolutely right!”

Found a review on Google Maps of a döner place:

"This isn't just food — it's a culinary journey. The lamb was meticulously seasoned, the garlic sauce struck a nuanced balance between bold and delicate, and the pita fostered a warmth that lingered long after the last bite. A truly pivotal dining experience."

Man, chill with genglish polish, it's a 3-dollar wrap.

genglish by urb*n sheep March 10, 2026

Glenisha 

A person who doesn't have a definition on Urban dictionary

I am a Glenisha, He/She is a Glenisha

Glenisha by dowklsie November 23, 2021

Glenisha 

Glenisha is a leader, fast learner that will accomplish anything she puts her mind to. Glenisha's heart is one of the hardest to get into, will play a fool to catch the wise, will forgive a person but never forgets. Glenisha is a very silent individual but if provoked will roar like 10 hungry lions.

Glenisha is can be your bestfriend or your worst nightmare

Glenisha by Yarkk November 23, 2021

gazenglish

A stupid language made by alcoholics used for ever occasion to define everything.

"I'm so gazeboed I'm gonna go visit the gazunder and and find me some gazongas" this is in the language gazenglish

gazenglish by Not My Mokeys January 12, 2023

Ganglish 

Basically when bitches think they hard for being afraid of the letter "C" . Or spell in ways that are almost impossible to read.

8ball: yoo kuhh i hea u talm bou me foo?? was dat abt

penguin: wha i tell u bou ts? dtb blud ' .

carrot: Ion speak ganglish stfu.

Ganglish by SHEGOTTAWHAAAM January 9, 2024

goonglish 

A dialect of English spoken by true goons. It is known to be extremely difficult to understand and is a fusion of a wide variety of English dialects. It is constantly evolving, and keeping up with its current state is a feat few can achieve.

"I speak fluent goonglish, you know that? Learned it in my high school days."
"That's so cool!"

goonglish by anilexiltsirigotis March 27, 2024