gleep

Gleep is a gooey sometime unseen substance of unknown origin. It is anything that can be contracted from anything else that can cause a triggered reaction of disgust just by it touching you or being in contact with it. Gleep can stick to any surface, including but not limited to skin. If you see gleep it is best not to mess with it because it may become stuck to you. It is passed by human and animal contact, or by direct contact with it. Once someone catches the gleep, it can be passed from them to someone or something else.

I once saw a guy get the gleep from his refrigerator. He didn't clean it out for weeks and when he did he got gleep all over him. Then he pet his dog and it got on the dog too. Now the dog is passing the gleep around.

by ChrisTheWolf December 11, 2018

gleep

steal in a takingly fashon, it is used to describe things whil in the process of gleeping them (plural of gleep)

hey, u want me to gleep you one of those dice, they are free
lets go gleeping
the cops are gonna catch me if i gleep this

by Jason Ginsberg May 4, 2006

gleep

The sound a monkey makes.

(JohnD)Hey look at that monkey!
(monkey) Gleep gleep gleep!

by Al Capwntded April 17, 2013

Gleep Juice

Gleep juice is ejaculate which is left in a public area like a tree, or table.

"What the hell, man, you left all this gleep juice all over your laptop for all of us to see."

by Eric Schaefer March 22, 2008

Gleeps

Your collection of contacts in your "Circles" on Google+. All of your Google "peeps".

Akin to "tweeps" (on Twitter).

Man, it's great that I can pick out which circles I want to post to on Google+. Because I've got so many gleeps - but keeping track of friends, girlfriends and hook-ups can be exhausting.

by Joe T Diggs August 4, 2011

Gleep Norp

See Gleep
See Norp

Essentially, the theft of pornographic materials.

"Ahh, time for a bit of Gleep Norp, hmm?"

by DJ Chronos November 16, 2003

gleep

An unknown or suspicious form of illness

He's home in bed with the gleep.

by Bertable June 14, 2007