gleard

To have your urethra glued shut in your sleep by your neighbour

I really, really needed to piss, but i had been gleard by my neighbour, Darren

by Maidenfull March 8, 2022

Paul Gleason

The assholes' asshole. Actor famous for roles such as Principal Richard Vernon in The Breakfast Club and Deputy Police Chief Dwayne T. Robinson in Die Hard. He perfected the self-important authority figure until it became an art form which can be watched again and again. In real life he is said to have been a genial man who was quite unlike his famous roles.

Nobody plays an asshole better than Paul Gleason.

by kryptonpirate June 21, 2006

Gleamasaurus Rex

An intergalactic, carnivorous dinousaur composed solely of giant black dildos.

Sally: "mommy, daddy, there's a Gleamasaurus Rex in my closet and its really bugging me.
Mother: "I had one of those when I was ur age (said while biting bottom lip.)"

by Espar May 26, 2009

Gleaming the Cube

Is is American English skateboarding slang for performing well -- what is known in automobile slang as "firing on all cylinders", in tennis slang as "being in the zone", or perhaps in martial arts as having "mind, body, and soul" in harmony.

"I couldn't believe it when he landed that 720 heelflip coming off the half-pipe and went straight back down again - he was really gleaming the cube today!"

by The RoboPimp March 21, 2022

gleason

An extremely awesome guy

I was hanging out with Brett last night, he is a gleason!

by Randi Blitch July 15, 2008

Gleam

The sound that new and shiny things like jewels make when light reflects of off it.

I don't like it if it don't gleam gleam/ and the hell wit the price cause money ain't a thang/

by Beezer312 August 2, 2008

Steam and Gleam

Looking through a horizontal pane of glass from below, while someone above shits on it

Sam couldnt steam and gleam as he had chronic diarrhea.

Lee loves a good Steam and Gleam!

by EvilNobby February 20, 2009