(n.) Asian/German in origin; one who sleeps on the floor while dreaming about eating cats and small children; usually associated with plotting to kill directors of Honors programs
(v.) The act of sleeping on the floor and dreaming about eating cats and small children
(v.) The act of sleeping on the floor and dreaming about eating cats and small children
(n.) You think cats are delicious? Your are a fucking Glauser!
(v.) I'm going to lie down and Glauser now!
(v.) I'm going to lie down and Glauser now!
by Mike November 15, 2003
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by Glambert #2420 May 31, 2009
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Glauber • GLAMBERT • glabber • Glauser • Glouberman • Glabber Balled • Glabberbox • Glabberfasted • glabberwabbled • glaber
A glamorous looking male, usually wearing make-up and women's clothing. Not a transsexual or transvestite, just GLAMorous.
by Pure Yambaggery June 30, 2009
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by daddyD and MamaS December 12, 2010
Get the glauferpunket mug.The Glamberdus is the scientific name for the bellybutton.
How to stimulate the Glamberdus.
Step 1: Stroke the inside of the Glamberdus using a long silicone object.
Step 2: Wiggle in circles until you start to see a clearish goo come out.
Step 3: Rigorously and quickly insert silicone in a thrashing motion.
Step 4: Harvest the Glamberjuice.
Step 1: Stroke the inside of the Glamberdus using a long silicone object.
Step 2: Wiggle in circles until you start to see a clearish goo come out.
Step 3: Rigorously and quickly insert silicone in a thrashing motion.
Step 4: Harvest the Glamberjuice.
by StarCatFri Glamberdus M.D November 29, 2013
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After he moved into the neighborhood, you don’t see squirrels around here no more. That dude is totally a Gaubert.
Look at that squirrel go! He must’ve seen a Gaubert!
Look at that squirrel go! He must’ve seen a Gaubert!
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