Glasshat

portmanteau of Glass (from Google Glass) & asshat

a person who utilizes the Google Glass technology in a manner or attitude that is off-putting, elitist or douchey

"dude, did you see that hipster guy strutting down the street in his Google Glasses? What a total Glasshat."

by beastB March 13, 2013

grasshopper

A term for someone learning from a wiser master. Often used in mockery when something is 'common knowledge' that is easily forgotten.

This word is similar to padwan.

Man 1: "It took me 3 days to download the latest version of Priston Tale"
Man 2: "3 days? WTF, I downloaded it in 34 minutes"
Man 3: "Not everyone has broadband, grasshopper."

by celticshiva March 1, 2004

young grasshopper

Young grasshopper a term used for a young apprentice in traing by the wise mantis to become wise and mighty.

Man mattys was wasted latsnight hes such a young grasshopper

patients young grasshopper wish fishmantis will show you the way.

by fishmantis October 28, 2013

Grasshole

The neighbor that refuses to mow his lawn more than once per month.

Did you see that lawn down the street? It must be a foot tall. What a grasshole !!

by Sethington June 10, 2008

Glassosexual

Glassosexual is someone sexually attractive to glass.

Me:Hey gloria let's go to the mirror maze
Gloria:Hell yeah i touch all that glass

Me:Oh i didnt know your a glassosexual

by x.m.n.r June 10, 2017

Grasshopper-Eyes

/ˈɡrasˌhäpər-īz/
noun

Opposite of cross-eyes. Also known as strabismus or walleye (slang): A condition in which the eyes appear to be looking in different directions as with a grasshopper. Sometimes individuals with this condition are referred to as being "grassy".

Check out them grasshopper-eyes! I can't tell if that fool is eyeballing me or the wall.

by wvance February 13, 2019

glasscore

A series made by LKobylarz.

Did you know that there was a cast member named Iavn? Incredible I know.

Ayo when's the next glasscore?

by LKonylarz April 1, 2021