Glasscow Kiss

1. Kissed performed unto one through the use of a cow made from glass or glass-like material.

2. The improper spelling of "Glasgow Kiss" generally perpetuated by individuals of the female species"

(To anyone that has recently become an enemy to said female)

"Your gunna get glasscow kisssed."

(Note the ignorance used when attempting to spell this otherwise formidable action.)

by S3C7R4 January 5, 2009

Glass Cock

To lie/mislead friends/family about a girl you are sleeping with.

"Don't lie to me, glass cock. I know what's going on."

by CatSwinger69 November 20, 2007

devil's glass cock

Someone who smokes crack, speed out of a glass pipe.

Glenda's hitting the devil's glass cock again!!!

by mini me October 8, 2003

grassrocket

When a dog shits in multiple areas in the same bowel movement

Look at all the grassrockets that buddy left behind.

How do I mow the lawn with all these grassrockets here?

by Dog poop in the grass December 14, 2018

GlassBackMat

12 years experience in slacking. Good at standing, clock-watching, not missing breaktime and making memes with photoshop. Doesn't work weekends.

What's the time GlassBackMat?
Are you working Saturday, GlassBackMat?

by VirgilNeedham October 15, 2020

glassback

General Dosser
Slacker
Boot Dragger
Glorified Labourer
Doesn't Work Weekends

Good job you're not on price, you glassback bastard.

by VirgilNeedham October 15, 2020

Glasscore

A series made by a spooky host named LKylielarzHasAError

(Hopefully she doesn't come across any lapis ore)

Btw, when's the next glasscore?

by LKonylarz September 20, 2023