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glazed gay

n: a homosexual male who tans too much and uses too much hair product, make-up, and lip gloss, thus rendering himself in the likeness of a glazed donut -- tan with a bit of a frosted coating
LeatherBear1: "Look at that little thing! It is the middle of January! You do not have a natural tan in the middle of January!"

LeatherBear2: "And skin doesn't naturally look shimmery either."

LeatherBear3: "He's a glazed gay. We could eat him in one bite!"

*growling hungrily in unison*
by BTheWordMaker April 13, 2008
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glazed potato

A glazed potato is when you blow your load up your girlfriend's ass, and she then takes a shit. The turd is the 'glazed potato'.
after hours of intense anal sex, my girl later presented me with a glazed potato for a little after-bonnin' snack.
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Glazed doughnut

No not “THAT” glazed doughnut. A glazed doughnut is a cooked circle of dough topped with liquid sugar called glaze.
Dude 1: Man I’m sooo hungry

Dude 2: well I got some glazed doughnuts
Dude 1: OH H*LL YEA!!!!
by TheUnderdog(of UD definitions) February 6, 2020
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glazed turkey

When you stuff a girls panties in her mouth right before you shoot a load all over her face
I heard you pulled a glazed turkey last night on your girlfriend
by That Guy#2 November 18, 2013
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Boston Glazed Donut

When the male begins to stick his big ass dick into a female's ear hole. Then begins to shove the ear wax down his Penis Hole. Then begins to spread the rest of the ear wax on his dick, giving it a glazed affect. Then he begins to oral fuck her.
Damn Jerry made one hell of a Boston Glazed Donut for Grandma Norma.
by BostonBaker June 27, 2017
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glazed doughnut

when you fall asleep after eating a girl and you wake up in the morning and your face looks like a glazed doughnut
i know she enjoyed my tounge job last night when i woke up my face looked like a glazed doughnut
by mike e boy September 25, 2005
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Glazed and Confused

When a young lady wakes up after a long night of drinking and getting facialized.
Troy woke up pretty hungover, but Kathy was left glazed and confused.
by robdoe November 10, 2010
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