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Gioia

A very beautiful girl that most people wait a lifetime for. If you screw things up with her and she leaves you, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. She loves being in the outdoors and going to the beach and she has a great beach bod. She is very sexy and has a pretty nice butt and boobs. If you ever find a gioia don't let her slip away.
So you're lonely, find yourself a gioia.
by Supercilious October 12, 2016
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Gioing

“Gioing”, “Gio”, “Gioed”
1. The act of relentlessly performing promiscuous acts without just cause. Typically, “gioing” takes place at odd hours of the day, with partners whom the performer may not actually know all that well. In the even the performer does know the partner on a personal level, he/she shall never admit to “gioing” with that person. Admitting such an act may only take place after sufficient time, seen fit by the performer, has passed.
2. Originally inspired by the promiscuous act of “gioing”, the latest dance move to hit the Midwest clubs. It involves the action of moving ones arms in a swimming-type motion, which indicates ones sexual virility.
1. “I saw that girl you were with last night. She was fine! We could hear you ‘gioing’ from two doors down when you got back!”
2. “They be like smooth (what?). Can you teach me how to ‘gio’?”
by isophbsu July 19, 2012
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Giomis

A fanon ship between fictional characters Giorno Giovanna and Guido Mista from the anime series Jojo's Bizzare Adventure.
"I ship Giomis so hard it's my OTP"
by anonymous_moose October 9, 2020
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Globiolis

An observed intellectual deficiency, most commonly found in simple individuals that cannot grasp the intricacies of science and reality. Leading them to misinterpret the world and believe it is flat.
Brian suffers from Globiolis. The poor guy chooses to embarrass himself on YouTube by showing everyone how he can’t understand simple concepts. Poor Brian
by OverweightAviator January 12, 2021
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Gioairways

Gioairways smart, capable, hot and don't forget muscular, Gioairways will clap your team in any game or sport without using 1% of his true power. Any girl/guy is lucky to even get a glance at this god. He is more beautiful than Aphrodite herself. Gioairways is the way the truth and is the human definition of beauty, gio is art.
Unworthy peasant 1: Oh is that Gioairways?!
Unworthy peasant 2: shield your eye our unholy bodies don't deserve the glance of god himself
Unworthy peasant 1: Come; all unworthy friends let us bow down to our god
by lactoesAndmilk February 12, 2021
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gobierno

1. The Spanish word for government, which is definitely the funniest-sounding word in the history of words.

2. Anything you would like to replace with gobierno to add comic effect. Sometimes a person, sometimes an object. Really, gobierno is anything as long as you enjoy saying the word. And who doesn't enjoy saying gobierno?

3. A person who makes you happy.
1. Trabajo en el gobierno.

2. Person 1: I'm going to go make a gobierno.

Person 2: Ooo! Make me a gobierno too!!

Marco: Gobi!!!

Polo: Erno!!!!!

3. You're my gobierno!!!! I'll treasure you forever!!!!
by Gobierno of all Gobierno June 17, 2011
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Angel Globing

When your damn angel soft toilet paper sticks to your every damn thing and makes your asshole or lady parts look like a snow globe.
by Rubberball1232 August 31, 2016
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