Gingervitus

disease carried by gingers; causes loss of soul, ability to physically deal with sunlight, and freckle break outs.

"That red head over there just sneezed on me, think I should get tested for Gingervitus?"

by hobart8584 January 31, 2010

cure for gingervitis

there is no cure. research is still being done. to go further into investigation, we must know how to kill that which has no soul

Paul: "There is no cure for gingervitis because gingers have no soul."

by el beavo January 27, 2008

gingervitis

A very serious condition that manifests itself as an overwhelming desire to have sex with a woman with red hair. Only men with exceptional taste in women will contract this condition. And the only known treatment for gingervitis is having sex with a red headed woman, preferably 4-6 times per day.

Dude, do you see that hot red head over there? Ya, shes giving me a serious case of gingervitis.

by gingerlicker March 17, 2015

Gingeritis

Curious syndrome where after hooking up with a ginger, an individual is unexplicably attracted to other gingers. Often this is accompanied by denial and relapse despite all known interventions.

Courtney caught a bad case of gingeritis a while back and can't kick it. Did you see her talking to the big ginger at the party?

by gingerxfit October 15, 2011

Gingervitious

an obsession with gingers (people with red hair)

Joy shouts ginger everytime a redhead walks by because she has gingervitious.

by Rose More September 25, 2009

gingervitis

the bad breath that is your punishment for giving oral to a ginger

I'll bet Ron Howard would give you aweful gingervitis

by freshgreen01 September 5, 2010

Gingervitis

A disease carried by a person/ginger with red hair. Once contracted it is not curable. Contracting this disease is as easy as kiss a ginger. If the person has dyed red hair they do not have the disease. This disease is highly spreadable and is genetic.

Girl:Omg i can't believe we kissed last night!

Boy(ginger):Hey um....
Girl:what is it?

Boy(ginger): welcome to the wonderful world of gingervitis.

Girl:noooooooooooo

by FIRECROTCH2351 August 11, 2009