Gifford

The act of arriving unreasonably late or failing to arrive at all, even when promised.

"Dude, you pulled such a gifford last night. We totally had plans."

by Ballzzz December 6, 2009

Giffords

A retard or the act of being retarded. Acting like you got shot in the head and recieved brain damage.

Joe: "Heh, heh YOUR MOM

Garrett: "Your such a Giffords"

OR

Tap your right hand over your chest and say "Giffords" in a retard voice.

by cowlik1721 February 22, 2011

Giffords

A name given to the person or corpse recieving a teabag. Named after democratic congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, shot in the head by a teapartier on January 8th, 2010.

So, after you have killed your Giffords, press the L3 button on your controller to teabag them repeatedly, adding insult to injury.

by corpse_enthusiast January 9, 2011

Tristan Gifford

He thinks it’s really funny to type the eggplant emoji and the donut emoji. Has a natural set of female repellent.

Girl: hide me, Tristan Gifford is coming

by Dghfdgjhfdd November 13, 2022

Giffording

to be shot in the head and live

guy1: woop woop fucking killed that guy with a headshot
guy2: loljk i kill u
guy1: what the fuck that guy is giffording

by Twilight95NG January 13, 2011

Gifford

A ghetto queer

Hi my names Gifford and I'm a queer.

by Kenziburkeeeee123 March 27, 2015

David Gifford

One with no male reproductive organ. Cannot compare to Daniel. Has a she-bat for a mother. Is best friends with the russian lady from cvs. But what really defines david is his lack of defintionalityeness. To define david would mean to define eveything and nothing. Which apparantly i just have :(.

David Gifford is:ugry, for ree, asian, hwilo, halo, cod 4, mw2, black hops, giffy, teh gifford, le gifford, teh giffordor--or-er-esness.

by Imiinte June 5, 2011