get me a bucket

An orgasm being so powerful that you would require a bucket to catch the load...

Herman "Are you about to cum baby?"
Kiki "Quick, get me a bucket, before I blow all over you"

by Crista Rista April 2, 2008

Get me hard, Retard

When you're drunk as fuck and need to get hard to take a dick pic.

Girl: "Bob, how big is your dick?"
Me: "idk wanna see?"
Girl: "Sure!"
Me: "Get me hard, Retard!"

by sharu3 November 16, 2018

get me drift

Used in ancient history, about 10 years ago, to instruct menial workers to collect fuel for timber burning stoves. The "drift" wood was not an easy fuel to ignite due it's high content of sea water and therefore the expression soon became obsolete.

If you don't warm things up in here I'm gonna rearrange your boat. Get me drift!!!

by NEWandIMPROVEDmk100769 November 1, 2004

Get me fat

A chick asking you to get her pregnant

You need to come over here and get me fat

by Darkhova October 15, 2017

Get me a Jewish girlfriend

I’m talking to you

Get me a Jewish girlfriend

by WorseThanHitler January 8, 2021

get me good

Just get me good

When i give it to you just get me good

by Just get me good August 16, 2019

Get Me Ins

Term used by street ticket scalpers (ticket resellers) to describe awful tickets that simply get you into a game or concert, but are located in the back or top of a section.

Yo Jerry, you got any lowers?", "Nah man, just some Get Me Ins

by ollie boombayay April 10, 2011