Gertrude

A women who there at the beginning of time.

Hey Gertrude, can you tell me about the quest of the holly grail?

by fill piller April 16, 2020

St. Gertrude's

You are all idiots. Saint Gertrude's are rich girls. St. Catherine's are richer girls. There's a select few from each that aren't fad following, plastic carrying, Lexus driving, pompous, drunk sluts. But, all of them are bitches, including me. It's called being female.
So St. Cat's girls have a few more credit cards than Gerties and a few look a little emaciated, get over it.
If any one sucks it's the look-a-like St. Chris boys with flipped collar polo shirts and wings and the sports addicted idiots that go to Benedictine.
And everyone at Collegiate is so full of money they're vomiting up 100 dollar bills. It happens.

So cheers to this elite group of Richmond private schools that the middle class public school kids want to kick the crap out of.

Can't we all just get the hell over it?

by Anonymously pissed off February 3, 2005

gertrude

bruno mars neck vein

when bruno mars sings gertrude comes out

by dalton rapattoni May 14, 2017

St. Gertrude's

A great school which is constently having to compete with the "smart young ladies" at collegiate and st catherines. Both schools spend their time dissing "dirty gerties" simply because of their extreme jealousy. They ramble on about us getting more ass than them and getting it from their guys, which allows them to write about it on a website just to totally embarass themselves. They think that going to our school is an insult, think again.. its an honor to be able to do what we can do.. party harder than any other girls in RIC.

St cats: hey, wats up for tonight?
st cats 2: im not sure.. im thinkin about staying home but my daddy might take me car shopping..
st cats: man.. i thought u and i were goin to get together and cry ourselves to sleep tonight be everyone at our school sux
collegiate girl: o what. crying?... bc both of our schools suck?! im in!

by saints beat it January 29, 2005

Dirty Gertrude

Doing the Dirty Gertrude uses the act of shoving your toenail shavings into any part of the body. The person with the toenails inside of them shall let them sit for about a week. After the scheduled time has come, the sexual partner will take out the shavings and eat them with a mixture of feces and semen.

"My buddy Eric tried a Dirty Gertrude with me last night, it was great!"

by FatFucker27 October 21, 2021

gertrude

adj. an expression of both shocked disbelief and extreme disappointment.
something outrageous and unexpected; far beyond the truth.

I went to Peaksville, Ohio and a little boy turned me into a jack-n-the-box and sent me to a cornfield for thinking bad thoughts. That was gertrude!

Barry told me the most gertrudis story about his near-death experience.

by BD Crew August 15, 2009

Gertrude

the gayest person you will ever meet

Wow, Gertrude's new girlfriend is smoking!

by urbanwhale April 22, 2018