Girthquake

to be a mook ass bitch with small PP

Hey that guy is such a girthquake.

by OtimzFarm February 7, 2020

Girthquake

A rare incident when a male violently ejaculates while uncontrollably shitting. The combination creates a ground-shaking event.

The Peeping Tom caused mayhem for the building managers because he would regularly Girthquake during meal delivery.

by Deeeeznutz March 17, 2021

Girthquake

Girthquake is made up of TimTheTatman, CourageJD, and basicallyidowrk. They started as a Fortnite trio and use the name because they are all overweight.

you better watch out Girthquake is coming.

by itsashley June 6, 2021

girthquake

seismic activity caused by the falling of a particularly heavy individual

Lizzo’s footsteps alone could qualify as girthquakes.

by acharisa February 21, 2024

Girthquake

When you’re so well endowed that when you have intercourse the shear size of your member causes your partner to have an orgasm that measures on the Richter scale.

We planned on fucking all night but only a couple pumps in I caused a girthquake.

by Mnastee69 May 29, 2024

Girthquake

Middle name from the 16th Century associated with earthquakes of high magnitude due to girth originating from Latin word Girthy meaning size.

Who’s he? That? He’s Girthy Girthquake Johnson son of Hugo Alexander Johnson

by fingerfish January 30, 2026

Girthquake

A bowl movement of such magnitude that it seems to shake the foundations of the earth.

That deuce registered a 9.5 on the richter scale. A girthquake like that might require EMS.

by Hal_Jordan March 7, 2026