Person 1: Dude, I got so drunk last night and I started gergling.
Person 2: How bad is it?
Person 1: I gergled the freezing point of human blood, now my girlfriend left me because she thinks I'm a murderer.
Person 2: How bad is it?
Person 1: I gergled the freezing point of human blood, now my girlfriend left me because she thinks I'm a murderer.
by BlackJesus6661 April 22, 2016
Get the gergle mug.Someone who inserts rodents into their rectum for sexual pleasure. Usually the animal is declawed and detoothed first to avoid injury.
I heard Richard Gere was a gerbler.
by ShayShay Mali December 28, 2007
Get the Gerbler mug.A shit that goes extremely smooth through the rectum and yeilds minimal crap marks on the toilet paper used to clean the buttocks.
by Gerfleckinstein September 25, 2005
Get the Gerfleckinstein mug.The brightest and the friendliest person you’ll ever meet. They will make you fall in love with them. You’d wanna tell them all of your secrets.
by Nergui November 21, 2021
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Get the Geralee mug.A combination of Gerard Way and Peter Wentz. Gerpetey is a very attartive mutant male. He is orgasmic. Gerpety is usually refered to when talking about strange fantisies.
by Emmmmma September 18, 2008
Get the Gerpetey mug.A term used to describe a kid who dosen't look or act his age. Gerblets are usually found on skateboards, or getting into trouble. They're occasionally seen rolling with olafs and jesgers.
Bob: Nigga how old's that kid?
Jim: 14.
Bob: What the fuckkk!?
Bob: And who the hell is the tall clumsy one driving them around?....pssh fucking oaf.
Jim: That's olaf. He can't keep his grades up so he resorts to smoking and stealing with gerblet and jesgers.
Jim: 14.
Bob: What the fuckkk!?
Bob: And who the hell is the tall clumsy one driving them around?....pssh fucking oaf.
Jim: That's olaf. He can't keep his grades up so he resorts to smoking and stealing with gerblet and jesgers.
by jkdfhgkusdhg December 1, 2009
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