Geriatric crew

A set of old people hanging together.

The geriatric crew is playing Bingo.

by Islandgirl868 July 14, 2018

Geriatric bunny.

A geriatric bunny is a senior citizen w energizer batteries.

A 71 year old named Barnacle that has a Harley Davidson and a hot rod would be considered a geriatric bunny.

by ATX September 2, 2018

geriatric popsicle stand

A shitty nursing home

Ty: ready to go

Mrs bell: hell yeah let’s get the hell out of this geriatric popsicle stand

by Heartlandfan666 September 14, 2020

Geriatric teacher

A miserable old sod, usually with a beard, who corrects anybody and everybody at every opportune moment. Particularly anal about poor grammar. A geriatric teacher tries to remain relevant by wearing cartoon socks.

I’m being taught by a geriatric teacher

by Lady Victoria January 19, 2022

Geriatric Disco

Where they play the Jay-Z song that samples "Forever Young" and old people dance very slowly and sadly with each other. More deaths occur here than happen from drugs in normal Discos. These are in Europe.

"I'm going to die soon"
hag dances closer
"Me too"

Hookup occurs. Death ensues. Good way to keep the population down. This all happens inside the geriatric disco.

by mome-wrath March 30, 2010

geriatric

To be insane, stumble, stare at young womens breasts, dribble, incontent, smell of piss.

Oh my god, why do all the geriatric's have to come to the post office at lunch time instead of the other 7 hours in the day when I'm at work and they're doing nothing?

by ted_trippin January 26, 2005

geriatric exhibitionist

A person that likes to have sex in front of an old person. Said person is usually mentally disabled and has no idea what is going on.

Guy 1: "My girlfriend is a geriatric exhibitionist.."
Guy 2: "Dude, not cool. That's gross"
Guy 1: "No, not really. Her grandma has no idea what the hell is going on. And if it gets her to give me a bj I'm perfectly fine with it."

by SexyLilKara June 18, 2008