Geoffrey (abv. Geoff)

Slang term for cannabis. Originated in Beenham, Berkshire.

Example: Would you like to meet Geoff later? Have you seen Geoff recently?

by Jim February 13, 2005

geoffrey

a mixture of marijuana, cocaine, crack, meth, angel dust, morphene, heroine, and other strong unidentifiable drugs crushed up and rolled into a joint and smoked. First time users cope with the feeling by petting furry walls.

When the world flips you a geoffrey stroke the furry walls.

by aldous snow's bud LK June 6, 2010

Geoffrey Chaucer

An inside term for a pinch/dip of chewing tobacco.

Hey Joe can I bum a Geoffrey Chaucer off of you bro?

by No Work Dave November 1, 2010

geoffrey dickens

A short ass kid, but the coolest nigga at the same time.

Ayyyye it's my boy geoffrey dickens!

by Lil Qwerty January 17, 2018

geoffrey clapp

Geoff clapp is a caring and kind person that is always there for you. He will do whatever he can possibly do to make you happy, even if it makes his life harder.

He is an amazing dad and an even better worker. He can code his way to the moon and back. He is a stunning health care worker and he was the CEO of Better Health.

He loves the patriots.

"Geoffrey Clapp is so good at what he does."

by Ariel Grosskopf December 19, 2018

Geoffrey verity schofield

Some guy in China working out and scaring the locals with his mighty muscle mass and super high body fat.

Oh look Geoffrey verity schofield is running while editing his next YouTube video on Greg turkesterone doucette.

by Thedudewithlowtest July 4, 2022

Commander Geoffrey

An airline pilot who had the AIDS virus (auto immune deficiency syndrome). Because he is an airline pilot, he gives the virus to all of the countries he flies too. His condition is so bad, he has 4 times the amount of normal aids, which means he managed to transmit the virus to other animals, two of the most prominent being monkeys and cats.

"I heard Millie gave Arthur aids"
"What a commander Geoffrey thing to do!"

by aids_from_Geoff March 14, 2015