geltching

To tie heavy and often painful amounts of weights to ones genitals stretching out the genitals to make them longer and more appealing commonly found in men but can appeal to women as well.

Dave prefers geltching over other forms of looksmaxing

by Looksmaxing wizard March 21, 2024

geltching

The act of applying pressure to an erect penis straight down for a prolonged period of time till the genitals recede in size and length.

Christian was geltching in math class because he was jealous of Ayden’s micro penis.

by Geltchig man May 1, 2024

Geltchmaxxing

Geltchmaxxing, or "Geltching" is the act of stretching one's anus to an extreme diameter. Geltching is more commonly known as anal dilation, the one key difference that separates them is the method in which they are performed.

I've been Geltchmaxxing super hard lately! Hopefully now that 2-liter bottle will fit in there.

by super duper fat retard May 24, 2024

Geltarded

A state in which one is gay, smelly and retarded.

My daughter was being smelly, gay and retarded, so I told her she was geltarded.

by ElDouchoLoco December 6, 2025