GEEZUS!

Slang spelling for "Jesus" sounded out like GEE-ZUS! Usually emphasising Jesus after witnessing a surprising occurrence or shocking spectacle. The word is often said by the YouTube hit RayWilliamJohnson on his channel =3 (equals three).

"Hey dude, you should check out this video!"
Watches video
"GEEZUS!"

by thatdude327 September 25, 2011

GEEZUS BALLZ

Definition: Good Grief

Geezus Ballz it's cold outside!!!

by Frank & Cowpaddy October 3, 2016

gesus christ

might be a typo or...
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR GESUS CHRIST THE CHEESE BRINGER AND MILK DESTROYER

"do you know gesus christ?"
"do you mean jesus christ?"
"no i meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"ohhhhh you meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"yeah"

by the only joe papa February 16, 2023

Gersus

A fictional given name. Male. Probably the hillbilly version of the name Jesus. Looks weird at first but then eventually becomes more and more likely to be actually given out at some point. Will immediately mean social doom of named child.

Goddammit Jeremiah Gersus Jones. How many times did I tell you not to click your jaws!?

by InvaderZim May 3, 2013

gesus

the correct way to say gesus because gesus is our gand not our j

“aye yo foo ya know gesus?” “uhhh...oh yeah he ma g”

by Gesus Ma G April 3, 2019

Geezus

an expression of joy, hate, laughter, murderous intent, or retardation

Guy 1: GEEZUS!

Guy 2: So... was that murderous intent or joy?

by Brain the Bran Muffin March 3, 2011

Geezus

He's da man. We often invok him when something is intense.

Geezus!Right there, what a gorgeous chick.

by Greg M'bala bala August 19, 2006