Geedit

Exclamation which serves to justify a stupid and unwitty joke, which is normally made intentionally.

Etymology - Literally a slurred and quick "get it?" was first introduced in the late 90s by a sicilian/englishman named E.Zimmatore.
The diffusion of the word was quick and vast, mainly dominant within south east England, from London to Brighton and in certain areas of Paris.

Ed's cat got run over and died;
John asks Ed:
"How's your cat? Geedit!"

by IDC August 24, 2007

geenis

When a mans gut is so big it folds over and touches his Penis.

Dave kept hitting himself in the nuts with his Geenis

by Dilldo October 18, 2013

geddis

Someone who dates someone half their age.

Fuck, that little shit looks 10, but I bet geddis would still hit it.

by djcjjd July 2, 2016

Geekis

An extremely small or extremely large penis found on a nerdy, dorky person.

A Geekis can only be found on a nerd or dork or geek that has no life and spends 24/7 playing World of Warcraft or something along those lines.

When Clark got his pants ripped off, I could not believe the size of his penis. It was a Geekis!

by Ruddz March 15, 2010

geediot

A geed whose level of stupidity surpasses that of his peers so completely as to warrant further insult.

1) "Look at that geediot wearing cargo shorts."
2) "Which one?"
1) "The one holding a vodka cranberry for my slampiece."

by Fratticus Finch 1861 March 8, 2011

Geddis

The surname of beautiful gods

Did you see that girl... She must be a Geddis she's so beautiful

by RainbowSparkles January 22, 2015

Geegistron

It's a word that is used when ppl are extremely high strung and can't find the word that is trying to explain wat they want or looking for so Geegistron is not a name of a person nor is it a slang term for any certain person or action made by a tweaker but it's a object that sombody has had a brain fart or just Gacked out of their mind for words.

" Hey Meat Head where in the F*@# is my Geegistron misplaced again ??!! You know what apparatus I'm concurring on tryi,g to explain the damn Geegistron definition Dammitt Shmitty, help me out here#!!!???!##!"

by Shmitty and RoseMary December 3, 2016