Gearty

A lover of lactose

Weird Girl: The doctor told me I have an overload of calcium.*sobs* now I have to drink soda...but the bubbles hurt my tongue!
Girl 2: What a gearty...

by kellymadison December 19, 2010

geareteer

A person who manages the gear or belongings of a ski racer while they are in mid-heat. The job of a geareteer is to clean snow off boots, load skis, carry jackets and other lose items, and return them to the racer when he or she reaches the bottom of the run. Assistance is always appreciated!

Hey! Can you be my geareteer for today? I'll meet you down after my next heat!

by BeRRyBoY January 11, 2011

GearLock

A great YouTuber , and will one day be one of the most subscribed YouTube channels

That youtuber is like GearLock

by supersniper_MLG_FAZE_KING101 June 4, 2015

Gearld Nest

A dick head who is desperate for attention. He used two girls for his sexual satisfaction at only 13 years old. He was also a bully in elementary school.

Girl - "Wow, Gearld Nest is such a dick. Why would anyone want to be with him?"
Boy - "I know, but I wouldn't treat you like that."

by personwhogoestokawameeh July 28, 2017

Geartattack

Spilling/almost spilling a whole container of loose glitter while beating your face

Last night I was caking my face and I almost had a geartattack.

by TotallyTyiona January 23, 2018

Gearth

A celestial sized cock with a circumference equaling or exceeding the circumference of earth

Oh my god Becky, he had a Gearth! He snapped me like an elastic band.

by JCSuperStud September 19, 2020

geartos

A swear

You mother geartos ing turd

by mr_twig3 February 9, 2022