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Gloving

The act of putting a condom on a hand and then fisting an anus with that hand as to not get poop directly on the hand.
Michelle and I are trying more butt stuff but don't want to get shit everywhere.

Dude, just do gloving instead.

Oh yeah! We will try that tonight!
by Hondagloving July 6, 2017
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Gloving it

When you are so drunk and you can't find lube, you think putting a condom on your finger will help you fit in an extremely tight vagina.
Make sure you glove it tonight.
She's so tight that I might have to glove it.
She's never done that before, did you glove it?
I'm gloving it Tonight!
by MrGloveIt April 5, 2011
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Govind yrr

Handsome man who is kind and beautiful from inside out, he likes to share food with everyone cause he is a diamond in heart, he is that type of friends that you can’t replace, his laugh can just keep you wandering how beautiful someone is, he is always there is anyone need help even if it’s going to cost him his comfort, he the best depresstie bestie yrr, bad about him he is not a good listener and easily distracted by his phone, one more not good thing about him is that he doesn’t like writing!, but still the discussions with him are fun and interesting , he is biggest baby when it comes to food , his best hoppy is singing and dancing even though he have a horrible voice and bad moves , he is one the best persons that you might meet in your life.

And I’m really sorry for you if you don’t have govind in your life!
Govind yrr went to university today just to meet his friends
by Salu batikh - taquito yrr November 23, 2021
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Govind

I want to become a Govind
by Hulk eat a donkey April 16, 2022
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Govind

Extremely handsome and sexy. He manages to attract every hot girl in the vicinity. He is what many people wish to be.
He is very smart and manages to make all the teachers love him. If you meet Govind then consider yourself blessed.
Person 1: "look at that dude he looks so handsome"
Person 2: "of course that's Govind everyone thinks he's handsome"
by boiiiiiiiiiiioi December 22, 2022
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Govinda Jira Jira

A hymn like prayer/chant that project managers use when pleading with the gods that they've chosen the right amount of slack and that their plans are delivered on time and to cost.

Based on the traditional Indian hymn - Govinda (Jaya Jaya) - made famous by Kula Shaker.
Michael: just finished my project plan, going to pray it's delivered to spec. (Starts chanting Govinda Jira Jira)
Steve W: Fingers crossed, otherwise that prick Mark will give you hell . Govinda Jira Jira
by RandyRhoads84 June 9, 2021
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Govind

Govind is that song you skipped but later found out he was bomb. He's a great listener, he reads and he is the only person that can understand every single thing you say.

He's handsome but he doesn't know it yet. His shyness gets better of him or else he will be a chick-magnet.

Govind is the best kind of person you can have in your life.
Person 1: No one is able to understand me. I just need a listener.

Person 2: You need a Govind in your life
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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