Gayler Brown

An agressive atheist, fat ass, hypocrite who shits on the bottom of the toliet. Best comebacks involve turning the insult back at the person who insulted him.

Example
Me:
"Gayler, you're a fag!"
Gayler:
"No! You are a fag!"

More examples of Gayler:
"You believe in God? HARHARHARHARHAR! You are by far the stupidest fucker alive!"

"How bout I.....______ face!"
"shit on your"
"fuck your"
"sit on your"
"kick your"
"cum on your"

"Christ! Gayler Brown just ate all the children of a Somalian village, and then shit them out on the bottom of the toilet!"

by 203 G March 8, 2005

meat gazzer

A male that looks at a other mans penis at public restroom urinals.

Hey John, see that guy walking out of the bathroom. He's a total fucking meat gazzer! He was looking at my junk the whole time I was peeing!

by Johnadam May 31, 2006

gayer than a pink flute

adj. Very gay. An out-gayer of gay people. Flaming homosexuals look at you and say "OMG. That dude is G-A-Y!"

Kenny Chesney is gayer than a pink flute. Super cute. Too bad I hate country music.

by ChuckChaser69 May 11, 2008

Gazzerwilly

Someone who has a famously small willy

Your such a gazzerwilly

by Judgegaming July 1, 2018

gayer than a three-dollar bill

Not just any homosexual male but one that makes a huge show of their sexual orientation and makes it very obvious what their tendencies are.

gay guy: Heyyyyyyyy boo! you look FABULOUS!
straight person: He's gayer than a three-dollar bill!

by orientalchicken March 27, 2016

Gayze

When a person looks at another person of the same sex in a lustful manner.

BOB: Did you see how Phil McCracken was looking at me?

JOE: No, I didn't notice. What do you mean?

BOB: Like he was giving me the gayze.

by Mike Comanche March 5, 2009

meat gazer

1. A security guard hired to protect cattle from rustlers.

2. A man who enjoys observing another man's penis without permission, usually in public washrooms and showers.

3. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.

4. A person who has a fetish for excessively large vaginal lips and/or a protruding clitoris. (see flower or labia)

1. "Bob. Wake up. It looks like the ol' piss-tank meat gazer finally passed out. I'm going in to hiest that heffer behind him. Watch my back."

2. "I seen you checking out my crotch, you meat gazer!"

3. "Hey Jim, be careful. I'm pretty sure the bus driver is a meat gazer cuz he smiled at me."

4. "I seen you checking out my pee flaps, you meat gazer!"

by Mickey Nation November 12, 2006