gaycron

The unit for measuring gayness.

Dude, you are like 30 gaycrons away from Lance Bass.

by Chruck April 13, 2016

Gastrorgasm

The state of complete joy and ecstasy from eating a delicious piece of food.

(1) You should try the grilled corn from Cafe Habana in New York; it'll give you the craziest gastrorgasm ever.

(2) Damn, eating that red velvet cake was one of the most gastrorgasmic experiences I've ever had.

by makalive45 December 11, 2009

gastrology

A science based on an ancient system of divination, consisting primarily of pulling a horoscope out of one's ass.

During my first year at gastrology school, I mostly studied the signs of the zodiac, creative composition and ass-based fortune telling.

by Jesse and Annie July 23, 2007

gaytonic

A platonic relationship between two people of the same sex.

After divorcing their husbands, Betty and Sue began a gaytonic relationship.

by betsycoug May 19, 2009

Gastromorse

The feeling of remorse after saying no to food or giving food away.

The gastromorse I feel right now about that triple decker chocolate cake I gave away is so real right now. I knew I should've asked for a doggy bag.

by Cupcake and Anger March 3, 2017

Gayroll

Can be a verb or noun.
In verb form it is the process of rolling while inside another man i.e ‘To gayroll’.
In noun form it is defined as two homosexual men in the act of rolling while penetration is occurring.

‘I gayrolled to school today’
‘Wow did you see the gayroll event in the olympics’

by Yungjtown February 21, 2018

Gaytoid

Someone who is gay in every single way except their sexual orientation

ryan seacrest is a fucking gaytoid

by Dry Ice OM December 24, 2008