Merrick Garland

It’s like a cock block but a judge block

Turtle Mitch pulling a Merrick Garland.

by Saramishawn October 26, 2020

Dark Garland

Attorney General Merrick Garland’s alter ego

One day after transnational mobster and criminal The Former Guy demanded DOJ release the warrant to search his Florida shithole, Dark Garland stepped to the podium and said “I’ve authorized release of the warrant so America can see how royally fucked you are. your move, traitor”

by Uncle Joosie August 11, 2022

Gaeland

"Gae" is a way of saying "Gay" but less English, And Gaeland is the true name for that place known as "England"

Englishman: Hello there, how do you do, I enjoy tea and invading other nations and destroying their way of life!

Scotsman1: WTF! get te fuck ya Gaelish wanker!

Scotsman2: This guys from Gaeland?! Lets get 'im

Some Oz guy: FREEDOM!

by Scotsman the 3rd December 11, 2005

goylander

A negative, derogative, abusive, racist, joke, sexist term used to define any aspect of life, although usually used in gaming particularly Counter Strike.

Stop being such a goylander KaZ.

That Fincra, acting up like a g0y again.

Stop goyin and play properly.

by Gwarrrrn July 19, 2009

EAST GARLAND

ONE OF THE REALEST HOODS IN DALLAS TX!!

NA DONT FUCK WIT DAT NIGGA HE FROM EAST GARLAND

by eAST sIDE hOMEBOY October 5, 2008

Ass Garland

A string of dingle berries left on a single strand of ass hair after wiping, much like popcorn on a string at christmas time.

Grandpa had a bad case of Ass Garland that fell on the floor and grandma picked it up and tried to clasp it around her wrist like a bracelet.

by cydedish February 25, 2014

Garland

A boy that likes to drink garbage juice (AKA Big Red) who likes to annoy his friends. He flirts with everyone without warning. Likes to moan when he eats his food and generally mess around like he doesn't know any better.

Garland is a piece of garbage.

by khtheatreWHS May 24, 2018