gary

Oprah Winfrey's asshole. First used in South Park's episode 144 "A Million Little Fibers". Gary feels neglected because of a lack of attention from Oprah. Gary's best friend is Oprah's minge and wants nothing more than to see Paris. Gary speaks with an English accent.

Poor gary has been puking nothing but rice crackers ever since Oprah has been on a diet.

by Huskey Balls August 29, 2008

gary

1. to barely slip by something; a hidden act that was almost caught or an act that is unexpected. Used as 'to pull a gary'.

2. a name for a boy

1.

Dude 1: I failed my test with a 69 today...
Dude 2: Haha, I passed with a 70, and I didn't even study.
Dude 1: Dam u, u pulled a gary.

2.

Hey, Gary, what's up?

by sheesus June 4, 2009

Gary

The most awesome man alive, has no trouble walking down the hallway in boxer shorts. Legendary man you can't help but love.

He is such a Gary.

by HIMforever August 1, 2011

The Gary

The most retarded and stupid English teacher, that attempts to force his political views down one throat and can’t teach. Along with this he moves at the pace of a snail.

The Gary can’t teach and is a knob.

by Dazzle mystic February 4, 2020

Garys

A good looking pair of tits.

Opposite of "Douglas's"

Person 1: " How come your'e not dating Melissa anymore?"
Person 2: "She has some pretty f*cked up teeth"
Person 1: "yeah but did you see those Garys?"

by Chateau Bob September 5, 2010

Gary

An asshole.

Specifically, Oprahs's asshole in the South Park episode entitled "A Million Little Fibers"

I'm oprah's Gary.

(located right behind Oprah's Minge)

by BMK Media May 2, 2006

Gary

A man who is "good people".

"Gary, you are good people."

"Sydney, ...... you're good people."

And then laughter. :D

by Kari Tam September 4, 2010