Gary

Whore loving man. Loves the easy sluts, enjoys being around them at parties and events of such. Doesnt treat woman right, absurdly stubborn.

Oh that gary always around the sluts.

by beewitched May 24, 2011

Gary

Gary is Spongebob's pet in the show "Spongebob Squarepants". He doesn't talk, but says an odd "Meow". He's blue with a light and dark pink and purple shell with a swirl and polka dots. He hates baths, when Spongebob gets on his nerves, and being ignored.

"Gary come home!"

by Swimmylikessoap September 11, 2011

Gary

Gary, Indiana, the muthafuckin murda capital. kno us, fear us.

I'm scared to go to the G(Gary).
You caint see in the dark in Gary.

by thatniggafrom85th May 15, 2008

Gary

The name of Oprah's ass hole.

Oprah doesn't pay attention to her gary anymore.

by snorlaxftw February 23, 2011

Gary

1. Gary. verb (eat) (ingest) to consume food in a hasty or quick manner.
2. Garied. past tense of Gary.
(Origin 2006 Muskegon, Michigan)

billy, you shouldnt gary your ice cream, you might get brain freeze

timmy garied the pizza, so his abdomen exploded

by Private Pwnage July 27, 2008

Gary

A term used by Mcdonalds crew to signal a hot chick at the counter

dude what time does Gary clock on?
i have to go downstairs to stock up for Gary

by derpFS May 16, 2010

Gary

Gary is a mysterious man with unbelievably good looks. He is sweet and regal like his good buddy Ringo, the German Shepard. He can definitely get into his moods sometimes but its worth the wait to see him back to his amazing self. He's sexy in a reserved way which can make 'keeping your eyes to yourself', a very difficult task. His body is inked with beautiful works of art from head to toe and shows a piece of his expressive side. If he gets a chance to relax around you, you may see some of his own amazing artwork of all different medias. Every part of this great man is meant to be appreciated.

Did you see how gorgeous Gary is looking today?!

by ItsThatOneBitch October 18, 2013