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Ben Garrison

the brown stain that collects around the anus after many years of bowel movements
Andy goes to the anal bleacher to have his Ben Garrison removed in anticipation of anal sex after meeting a new man on grinder.
by Some say the worst December 3, 2019
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Ben Garrison

Benjamin Garrison is a conservative political cartoonist, and a very controversial one at that. Garrison is (in)famous for brutal depictions of many left-wing figures, especially during the Covid-19 Pandemic, and after Joe Biden's controversial election victory.
Ben Garrison has been at it for several years. His most famous cartoon, "The Deep State Monster", was the one that put him on the map and defined who he is. In May 2020, he sparked a massive controversy after making a cartoon that depicted Nancy Pelosi as a power-hungry monster who is using the pandemic for her own gain at the American people's expense.

His most controversial cartoon, however, was on January 7, 2021 -- the day after the Capitol Riot. This cartoon, demanding that Americans "Stop the Steal", got him and his website permanently banned from Twitter. He's still active on Facebook, however.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 7, 2021
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Garrison

Garrison- A serious male who is politically defensive and opinionated.
A garrison is likely to get pulled over and then arrested for charges not associated with traffic.

Did you see that garrison' he totally talked himself into that cop car
by SeriousLeeFiction October 28, 2011
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Jon garrido

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garrigg

a stupid fake motherfucker. that only cares about himself.
look at that garrigg
by ifckblckchx May 25, 2016
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Garrison Union Free School

Where children go to have all of their sanity, hope, dreams, happiness, and individuality be destroyed.
{pain} {suffering} {traumatic} {hell}
“Hey I really fucking hate my kid and I want them to suffer for atleast 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.”
“Oh! You should send them to Garrison Union Free School! They’re great at destroying the souls of children both big and small!”
by Abby Moriarty October 24, 2018
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garriyonna

a girl who is bi-polar , but loves like no other... mood swings & much more comes along with her personality. any boy who loves her has to be able to handle her:)
Garriyonna is such a pain in the butt, although she’s all that matters to me.
by userrrr000 February 12, 2021
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