French Freckle Garying

The act of squatting whilst naked, spreading your cheeks, and kissing someone with your anus.

Billy was notorious for his French Freckle Garying.

by Bucky6217 June 30, 2017

Gerking

slapping a woman to orgasm with a pickle.

The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.

Gerk me, Gerk me with your giant pickle!

After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.

by Blafbatser98 May 13, 2014

Gerking

The act of massaging oneselves penis.(masturbation)

Josh loves gerking his small cock while whaching pornography.

by coreyb March 23, 2005

garfingle

To fondle or grope the vagina or boobs in front of a teacher,police,higher position person,ect without getting caught.

Soon I will garfingle Ashley in front of the principal.

by J masta Flash45 September 26, 2012

cock gawking

when a female stares at a males penis. usually trying to be sneaky about it.

i walked into the party, and all these bitches were cock gawking.

by chris Denesha July 20, 2007

Gacking

The act of sucking your own dick.

Person: Did you know that Marilyn Manson loves gacking?
Another person: No way!!
Person: Really? Of all the things he's into, THIS, surprises you? Wow. I'm tweeting this convo, ya twat!

by KingFobos July 14, 2016

Garkin

The act of hijacking plans for the sole benefit of oneself; without consideration to others.

The Garkin's garkinned their own plans after they Garkinned ours!

by Mattardo August 3, 2013