Guy Gardner

Formerly a member of the Green Lantern Corps, Guy Gardner is an anti-hero who butts heads with his fellow heroes almost as often as he pounds the bad guys. Still, despite his beligerent in-your-face attitude Guy has a sincere desire to protect the innocent and make those who threaten them wish they were never born. Guy never gives up and can always be counted on to cover your back. Currently goes by the alias "Warrior".

"I do a job and I do it well. Im Guy Gardner. Top THAT, fanboy!"

by Doc Evil July 26, 2003

Abigail Rose Gardner

The most beautifulest girl in the world. One who makes you happier then you ever have been in your life, and makes you 100% certain that you are going to marry her.

i am in love with Abigail Rose Gardner

by lalala2012 December 9, 2011

Gardner

A boring town located in Worcester County MA that is being slowly taken over by Puerto Rican gangsters. It consists of chinese restaurants and pizza places. The only thing ever to do is to go to the movies or hang out at the Timpany Plaza. Your only other choice of things to do is walk around and write your name on things. Maybe if you have a ride, you can drive to Leominster and go to The Mall At Whitney Field.

We should go see a movie tonight in Gardner, hopefully we won't get jumped by the Hooligans or the Bloods.

by yayy gardner July 7, 2008

Gardiner

A piece of shit town in central Maine. The go-to place for stoners and junkies. Populated mainly by American Eagle-wearing whores and forty-something losers that still hang out with teenagers. A place where there's absolutely nothing to do but smoke weed and fight about absolutely nothing. A stupid town where everyone knows your business. Basically the epitome of a worthless and miserable existence.

Person 1: I'm so baked right now, man.
Person 2: You must have gone to Gardiner.

Gardiner is a pathetic excuse for a town.

by xxwhoadudethatsraddx April 11, 2009

gainer

A backflip while moving forward, usually done off of one foot while running

a gainer is all about getting the balls to do it, its really not that hard.

by blazed December 9, 2004

Gardner Edgerton Highschool

This is a school in the middle of no where. This place is filled with extremely ugly hoes who can't seem to keep their legs closed. This school is also known for extremely poor education and letting the children do drugs.

Person who doenst goto GEHS- Hey bro what school do you go to?
Person who goes to GEHS- Gardner Edgerton Highschool :(
Person who doesn't goto GEHS- Ew that's nasty. Are the girls even cute there?
Person who goes to GEHS- only one but she's hard to get. The rest are only good for sex and that's it.

by Chickensweat June 27, 2017

Backyard Gardner

Whilst a strapping young male is plowing away from behind at tiring verge of the lady of the house, the young male notices an unfortunate patch of unsightly hair growing on the northern rim of the balloon knot. Without diverting any noticable attention from his rear attacking duties, our young hero decides to pluck said hair why at the same time buring his shovel to an uncomfortable depth... thus creating the perfect divertion to achieve the much needed backyard gardening.

Teh kicker: this manuever is so versitile that it can be accomplished with hotwax, tweezers, or old-fashion fingers.

And thirdly: what woman isn;t thankful that you not only found the hidden hair but disposed of it. It good, honest fun.

Margo wants me to strap on my Backyard Gardner hat, because my first attempt left a hairy cheerio above her tiger Eye.

by BabySealClubSamich December 1, 2007