Cock gargling thunder cunt

When calling them a cunt just doesn't quite cut it.

That bitch is cock gargling thunder cunt!

by Griz. February 22, 2010

ball gargling

An ancient technique where the individual places another individual's testicles into their own mouth then proceed to furiously rinse them in their spit, snot and saliva. The origins of ball gargling are still argued over to this day by many historians. The technique is notoriously difficult to master, though once mastered it is reportedly one of the most effective ways in making partners coom.

"Hey bro, wanna try some ball gargling?"
"I dunno bro, it seems kind of weird. Bro."
"Bro, it'll be fine bro, I'll say like no homo or whatever, bro."
"Hey bro, that sounds good man."

by lickySoSticky49 March 11, 2022

Salt Gargling

When a woman takes a hot jizz load in the mouth and sloshes it back and forth and around to a frothy cream then swallows. May be done repeatedy with multiple partners.

Hey dude. I saw your girlfriend Melissa at a party last night. Really? Yea. She was sucking every dick in the house and salt gargling. Gee, I wondered why she wasn't returning my calls.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009

jizz gargling thundercunt

The king of insults. When any known combination of expletives barely scratches the surface of how low the individual in question is, accept no substitute

You sir are a jizz gargling thundercunt

by fattyman February 8, 2014

piss gargling

What is says on the packet really. The art of gargling your own piss, or the piss of another, as you would mouth wash. Very popular with watersport enthusiasts and Jane Fonda (who claims it keeps her healthy). I would imagine it is bad for halitosis.

I wouldn't kiss her after I found out she was a piss gargler.

by Lord Football March 20, 2005

Meat gargling

to gargle the juices or the actual meat of the mans genitals and to make a good frothy mess =)

-meat gargling is when the women sucks man. man makes her unconfetable with extreme deepthroat..she has to gargle!

by meow.com October 2, 2009

goon gargling

The act of having both goon (Australian boxed wine) and a man's testicles in ones mouth and gargling both simultaneously until the point of ejaculation. This is usually followed by the goon gargler swallowing both the goon and the man's sperm.

' this goonbag got me so fucking horny..fancy me some goon gargling tonight'

by goongargler2000 October 19, 2016