gables centaur

As a police man, I've never encountered a gang of rogueish fiends more terrifying than the Gables Centaurs. My first experience with them was during a gang fight between the Key Rats. The Key Rats had guns and knives, and were much bigger and gayer than the Gables Centaurs could ever be. But nonetheless, the Centaurs kicked the Key Rats' asses! All they had against the Key Rats' guns and knives were frozen baguettes and soggy hot dogs! Yet, here I see them slapping them across the face with the wet hot dog, and beating the Key Rats over the head with baguettes! It was a blood bath...horrifying to watch. Their leaders, Sophocles and Homer the Blind Poet then leered at me and started reciting lines from Greek Mythology. I almost shat myself. I've been through gang violence and drug busts, but nothing could've ever prepared me for my scuffle with the Centaurs. I'll never forget it...I started running to my car as fast as I could, but before I could reach it, they threw a bowl of French Onion soup at me. God knows why the hell they had a bowl of French Onion soup with them, those diabolical motherfuckers. The scalding liquid peremeated my flesh, I cowered to the floor, writhing with agony. I woke up ten days later in a hospital, with an acute case of amnesia, but an even more acute case of Frenchonionesia -- the chronic sent of French Onion Soup. To this day, I still smell like French Onion soup, all thanks to those Gables Centaurs bastards. One day...ah, what am I saying. I'll never get back at those Food Warriors. Never in my life. A man can wish though, a man can wish...

1. Hide your children, those bad mothafuckas the Gables Centaurs is a-walkin' down the street!
2. Key Rats shit themselves when they see Gables Centaurs with frozen baguettes and hot dogs.
3. No one can fight with French Onion soup more effectively than the Gables Centaurs.

by Officer McToughass November 28, 2004

Harble-Garble

Harble-Garble: pronounced ( Har-ble Gar-ble) the ar makes an rrrrr sound like a pirate, but a pirate before he has hit the rum for the day.

this word will replace motor boating.

it also is the sound you make while performing the act of motor boating

you can do this by saying it really fast over and over again. or to repeat the word while shaking your head side to side in a motor boating motion.

i do think kids will be using this word soon, and remember to harble garble responsibly.

" hello fair maiden, I do declare i am going to Harble-Garble your girls tonight"

"Hey man! i totally Harble-Garble that girl last night"

by TBSF October 14, 2011

Garbled

To drop the ball or fuck up. Basically just mess up an entire situation.

Tom: Dude I really messed up
Ian: What happened?
Tom: I made fun of the Asian exchange student in my math class and accidentally started a war with China
Ian: Ya you really garbled that situation

by Vanier33 March 12, 2013

garble

The thing you say if you dont know the answer to.

Billy garbled on what he thought was the answer to 2+2 yesterday

by Can of Worms November 12, 2006

re-fucking-gardless

That means No Matter-Fucking-What.

*You Nigger! You pinched my fucking weed!
-No, I didn't! You don't know what you're talking about.
*No, that means no weed for you! Re-fucking-gardless!
-You fucking nigger lover...

by Whore to the Hey! May 23, 2007

garblesnorting

The act of licking a plate clean so enthusiastically that one makes animal-like sounds while doing so.

Variant of gobblesnorting.

Antonio: Ayan, your garblesnorting is getting out of control, after meals your plates cleaner than before you put food on them!

by antoniost December 3, 2011

Garble

When your mouth is full of foood.

Tanyah:Hey Rosco,can you pass me the salt.
Rosco:*mumbles with mouth full of food*YESS!!
Tanyah:Geeze ross,coulda just said garble,I would have understood.

by fghjklyijk, August 4, 2008