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gongoozle

English canal network phrase. To walk along the towpath watching the boats go by.
I like to walk the dog and gongoozle on a Sunday afternoon
by Sally September 19, 2004
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gongoozle

A sexual term referencing when a male puts his genetalia in a females oral cavity after she has recently,or is in the process of, throwing up.
"duuude... that chick was crazy last night. Everything was going great until she asked me to gongoozle her. Sorry but i like my dick vomit-free."
by Duckhead96 August 3, 2013
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Gongoozler

A water monster who only appears in pools once it’s dark out.
The gongoozler takes you by the toes and drags you down the the frothy depths of the water” -Unnus Annus
by Jayne Linde October 12, 2020
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bangboozled

raped (by surprise).

can also refer to when you’re having sex and someone hits you with something without warning— like the classic surprise finger up the asshole.
oh my god, last night i got roofied. then i was fucking bangboozled man”

“yes your honor, i was properly bangboozled.”

“dude, last night i was having sex with this chick and she stuck her finger up my ass, no warning. i was bangboozled, but im not complaining.”
by homeslicemcyeet August 16, 2018
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Gongoozler

Pronounced (Gone-goo-z-ler)

The first sighting of the Gongoozler happened in a episode on a certain YouTube channel featuring Markiplier and his loyal, adorable, beautiful friend Ethan. The Gongoozler is a creature that only shows itself at night, swimming in bodies of water and preparing its rubber fins/tail on land. People say that if you hear the Gongoozlers call that's a sign that death is coming. This statement is true. Although no cases have been officially recorded, the Gongoozler has killed many people that've heard its call. The people just didn't have enough of a life to be noticed when missing.
The Gongoozler will eat every last child you've birthed.
by Crak Adickt October 11, 2020
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Gongoozler

Pronounced (Gone-goo-z-ler)

The first sighting of the Gongoozler happened in a episode on a certain YouTube channel featuring Markiplier and his loyal, adorable, beautiful friend Ethan. The Gongoozler is a creature that only shows itself at night, swimming in bodies of water and preparing its rubber fins/tail on land. People say that if you hear the Gongoozlers call that's a sign that death is coming. This statement is true. Although no cases have been officially recorded, the Gongoozler has killed many people that've heard its call. The people just didn't have enough of a life to be noticed when missing.
The Gongoozler will eat every last child you've birthed.
by Crak Adickt October 11, 2020
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Gongoozler

Beware Beware
For here hunts the gongoozler With it’s mouth like a toe snare

Making no sound

it will Drag u Down Down Down

into the frothy depths
Maybe if you Stanned LOONA your Mum wouldn’t have got gotted by the Gongoozler
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