GALPAL

GALPAL: Acronym for > Giggled a Little, Peed a Little.

To be used in text or email by women over fifty who, when they laugh at something funny, also pee a little...

OMG Sylvia, that was the funniest email! I totally GALPAL'd.

by zenrose March 24, 2013

Galpal

a guy who hangs around with all the girls. This particular species befriends all the girls around him in hopes that his sensitive charms will somehow get him laid. Unfortunately for the gal pal, he shall never get laid for all the girls he hangs with shall never see him as anything past a good friend.

Ben: That Patrick Panda Cooper is such a galpal its amazing guys are even friends with him.
Billy: Yeah I've fucked like 80 bitches and i'm just a dick
Patrick: you have to always respect women
(everybody laughs and makes fun of him)

by Jonny rape April 14, 2011

Galalanga

The phobia of eating breakfast past 11 in the AM. In Greek mythology, he is known as the breakfast God.

Rory: I think my Galalanga is popping out. Is that possible?
Jlu: You effing idiot effer, do not use that word in veine! He who is almighty will smite you down with his obtrusive egg skillet!

by TEH`ROR January 16, 2005

gatalism

1.The art of gatting, anything otherwise to do with gats, or generally being some cool shit.

2. title of the church of Gatalism or reference to the gatalistic religion

3. the first album by Chain Gang Militia (buy the shit, ho!!!!!)

Gatalism, bitch!

by Claude Money June 19, 2003

Galpal

Word for a guy that's more than an acquaintance but less than a friend. Usually a guy becomes a galpal when you act like you're friends with the guy in class but stop when outside of class.

Well I may have a new galpal today.

Awwww, I can't wait for when he becomes a former galpal.

by Ecstasys November 19, 2015

gaytality

When in doubt, a gay man will always shoot his shot at some straight man and completely turn that man into a gay person. For when that happens, that shit is called a mofo gaytality

"Bruh I think James Chargles just gave that man a fat gaytality, poor man.

by armadildo_in_a_bucket May 28, 2019

gaytality

When a gay man decides to shoot his shot and just absolutely dissolves the living straightness out of a poor man's life. Turning that man into a gay dude, transforming his kink for gay men. Poor guy.

"Bruh did you see James Chargles give a full on gaytality to that man

by armadildo_in_a_bucket May 28, 2019