Gaff

Acronym for ones level of motivation. G.a.f.f. stands for Give A Flying Fuck

My gaff level was completely gone last friday at work

by bob July 24, 2003

Gaff

cigarette.

that cunt nicked my gaff and smoked it up his arse.....

by Wonder chode December 30, 2002

Gaff

To masturbate and or "Gaff" to something extraordinary (porn clips with amazing portnstars) or during sexual intercourse.

Kumar: "Oh my god! I need to gaff...I've been dry for days."
Wong: "Days...holy shit...It's been hours for me and I'm soooo dry."
Kumar: "That's not coo...what would Colonel Sanders say about this...?
Wong: "Gaff and Munch child...Gaff and munch..."

by A Panda from Antartica June 20, 2010

Gaff

A general negative expression.

Did you see Cheraye's new haircut, it was so gaff.

by imapieceofhtmll February 11, 2014

Gaff

an abbreviated term some use meaning Gay As F*ck.

why did you just do that? you are so gaff!

by nifty4 April 16, 2005

Gaff

to get head off a girl u don't really know

This bitch gave me a gaff then I kicked her out of the car

by orphieus March 08, 2005

Gaff

mucous or plegm emitted during sneezing or coughing especially when it is projected on to oneself.

damn, i just gaffed on my arm.

by tim December 17, 2003