Just because you can doesn't mean you should. see also: lack of oxygen to the brain causing damage and resulting in ending up in a giant plastic egg and a body condom believing that it's 'art'
Oh God, you tightened your headband so tightly that you're acting like Lady Gaganow!
*two people are walking behind a girl on the track*
dude #1: "hey.... what is that white thing hanging out of her shorts?"
dude #2: "oh. her Gaga is showing."
dude #1: "ahhh. dude."