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Guitarist

Usually a person who has failed in life. A Guitarist is usually a man, with no social skills who has spent most of his life in a room with other socially awkward people, as to retard his or her own social skills to the point of being only able to comunicate complex thoughts through music and old memes.
"Oh no, Jan, i won't marry him, he's a guitarist."

"Yeah, he'd be a really cool adition to out friends list, but he's a guitarist."
"I'm not Gay, i'm just a guitarist."
by Four String Guitar November 1, 2019
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Guitarist

Person that plays an instrument called guitar. ALSO THE PERSON IS VERY HOT
Idk:Look at him the guitarist is so hot
Idk:U LEFT ME FOR HIM??
by Joemommaanddadda April 7, 2022
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Guitarist

They have no friends.

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Guitarist.
by estrdyguihioylkutyhtrfe May 20, 2022
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Guitarist's Manicure

When you only clip the nails of the four fingers that hold the strings down, cause you're to lazy to cut them all, and you just wanna play guitar.
my stupid fingernails keep messing up my chords... time for a Guitarist's Manicure.
by psychosumaddict April 14, 2011
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Guitarist's Nipple

the mild pain, soreness, or erection of the nipple often caused by leaning over a guitar and pushing the edge against one's chest.
"I had such a bad Guitarist's Nipple after that concert last night. It's like someone cut off my nipple in my sleep and sewed on a quarter instead."
by dr.teets September 19, 2012
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Bass Guitarist

1) The often overlooked person in the band, even though they provide melodic stability. He/She may play via plucking, picking, slapping, tapping, or any variation thereof. The bassist may play on a bass guitar with strings numbering from four to twelve (eight, ten, and twelve are harmonics similar to a twelve stringed guitar.) and in tunings ranging from low A to E. The male of this species usually has a larger stature than the rest of the band.

2) The person seen carrying the overly intoxicated guitarist onto the tour bus.

3) The bane of the sound technician.

4) The person that usually stands stage right, not bouncing like an imbecile.
"Dude did you see that sweet bass guitarist soloing
by D-Bassist May 28, 2010
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worship guitarist

A guitarplayer who plays in church and tries to be an organ. Probably owns unnecessary amounts of reverb and light overdrive pedals, in addition to a volumepedal.
I was bummed out, because the worship guitarist didn't turn up at church-
by Schütz=Koldbrann May 23, 2016
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