gringo green card

Medical marijuana card. pot is green and gringos don't need green cards

I went to my doctor to be able to buy medical marijuana, and got a gringo green card.

by MetalRobb April 21, 2020

Green Trump Card

A hispanic person who supports Trump

That Green Trump Card doesn't realize after he votes for that guy he's gonna get deported

by mar20095 June 4, 2016

Run To The Green Cards

A song i wrote ( a parody to run to the hills)



Beaners came from underground
They brought us beans and burr ri toes
Then we saw that they were browned
But all they did is work as hoes.

We told them go away right now
They did not listen, they did throw bricks
Chuck Norris came with a unibrow
He beat them in the head with big fat sticks.

Running through gases and horrible smells
Hoping over fences in the city
Chasing the crackers back to their hills
Fighting them with soccer balls
Murder for money a shot in the nuts
Men and women getting raped in the butts

Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom

Warrior brown on the field
Stealing and killing their pets
Putting the meat on and folding the bread
Their always losing their betss
Selling them beans and taking their pesos
They love the big ass of Jlo’s

Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom

ME:Hey damian did you hear run to the green cards

Him: Yea Im a mexican and that song is still funny

by Kisstobell April 20, 2009

Green Cardable

Mostly targeted to people not born in USA. But want to move here and avoid the most stupid visum application system in the world. Orginating from fuckable to Green Cardable hence somone you can imagine marrying just to get a green card.

Wow i think those girls are americans! Wow she is really Green Cardable!

by Morphiuz August 18, 2022

Greek credit card

A credit card used to run up debt which is then assumed by another. Typically obtained either by college students or Southern European nations.

College Student #1 "I'm tapped out & have no money to shop and party."

College Student #2 "Well, you need a Greek credit card."

months later...

Parent "I just got your credit card bill in the mail. You need to go get a job because I'm not paying this!"

College Student #1 "Geez, don't be so German!"

by jrcdmc June 20, 2011

greencard moment

When u talk to someone that dont speak english right and u question if they have a greencrd or naw

Harris: i am 16 year old
Me:Are u having a greencard moment?

by TK Savage March 1, 2017

greentard

Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.

Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!

by muntumbo mo klick December 9, 2008