Granola bar

The only thing that can sustain a friendship with a C2.
Person 949632q: Why does C2 keep forcing me to give him granola bars? Isn't one enough?

Person 1:
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Granola Bar

Something that C2s use fake friendships in order to get.
The C2 uses it's amazing fake friendship technique in order to obtain this spectacular granola bar.
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Granola-Bar

A granola-bar is a device that is used to create friendships with C2s. Creating what is known as the C2's granola-bar effect.
C2: You forgot to bring a granola-bar today?

Person 8888: sorry, I forgot.

C2: It's ok.

Person 8888: Really?

C2: Sure... So long as you bring me 2 granola-bars tomorrow!
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C2's Granola Bar

A granola bar that c2 stole. Only c2s call them this. Everyone else calls them "stolen granola bars."
Person 7546: Wow, C2 has a LOT of granola bars!
Person 1: That isn't c2's granola bar, it's MINE!
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021
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granola bar baba grill

Is this how bored you got.
Person 1: Andrea is my granola bar baba grill

Person 2: I quit my job.
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Granola Bars

Granola Bars are food-like items used to create friendships with C2s. More powerful than any fruit snacks.
C2: Want to be friends?

Person 67493J: Sure

C2: ...

Person 67493J: ...

C2: Where... Where are the Granola Bars?
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 25, 2021
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