Grande Meal

To describe an act, place, or thing that is absalutely awsome.

"Dude thats a fuckin grande meal"

by peanutsdaddy July 24, 2009

grande blumkachino

your standard blumkin just in the starbucks bathroom first thing in the morning: epic with an employee

(rec) oh god, im battleing a tough dump, it feels like a prostate exam, and im at starbuck, not how i pictured my morning (sent) i cant think of a better way to start my day (Rec) if i were getting head right now that be better (sent) blumkin (rec) grande blumkachino!

by superguy413 December 17, 2009

Grande Discord server

An online community well known for purchasing and spreading unreleased Ariana Grande music.

The Grande Discord server just bought another unreleased song.

by Your Ender July 28, 2023

grande el hombre

a stupid fag that thinks he is the best at counter-strike but really likes to suck dick all night

Grande el Hombre sucks at Counter-Strike and likes to suck his brothers cock.

by st3f4n August 19, 2003

Grande Prairie, Alberta

I redneck, blue collar, hard nosed conservative city located in Northern Alberta, Canada. It has a population of approximately 50000 and is the service center for approximately 250000, making it seem larger than it really is at times. On the plus side, there are more millionaires per capita than any other city in Canada. However, this will inevitably be passed by Fort McMurray and both of these cities only have the amount of wealth that they do because of oil. Most people who live in Grande Prairie are too pig ignorant to comprehend that.

The average citizen is selfish, greedy, fat, sleazy, in other words, the personification of every thing that's wrong in western civilization. Once the oil wealth runs out, most of the people in Grande Prairie will resort to their booze and do fuck all with their lives.

Useful things, such as education, are not valued in this sleazy "metropolis. The only classy bar is Maddhatters, the others are complete and utter shit. Most of the teenagers have at least one STI, which is a result of fucking and/or sucking anything they find remotely attractive.

Most of the people who reside here generally only do so for the money. Most of the ones who win the lottery/retire get the fuck out of there. Another classy, wonderful thing about this city is that there is an enormous undercurrent of acceptability for those who drink and drive.

A truly selfish, greedy, miserable place.

Guy 1: There is nothing to do in Grande Prairie Alberta accept buy a big jacked up truck, do drugs, and whore my life away.
Guy 2: Yeah, this city is sure a shit stain on humanity if you ask me!

Hill Billy 1: Fuck yeah, I got my dick sucked in a port a potty at a party. I work in the oil patch and make $100K+ per year. I have more STIs than the alphabet has letters. Woo hoo! Only in Grande Prairie, Alberta baby!
Hill Billy 2: Dude, you are a fucking alpha male/god! Only in Grande Prairie, Alberta could I possibly accomplish this!

by Honest Morpheus February 4, 2014

Grande Cache

a small town in the corner of alberta full of stuck up drunks and stoners leaving little for anything to do other than "partying" great place to bring your kids

seriously it sucks here in Grande cache

by Captain kentucky Ranger April 25, 2011

Grande Ocho

The impressive feat of masturbating 8 times in 4 hours.

"Bro, I'm gonna do the Grande Ocho tonight!" "Yeah right man, that shit's impossible, you better have some dank-ass porn."

by Choodle Man March 13, 2010