an all boys private school located in the heart of washington dc. home to the purple eagles the school is known for its greatness in sports especially hockey and football. the boys at the school tend to get many hott women and tend to have the best parties. the school is 100x better than any in the area including: georgetown prep, dematha, st stephens and st agnes, episcopal(if they count), tc williams, and many more
~Guy who can get any girl he wants bcuz
A. Hes so Sxy
B. Hes
C. He goes to Gonzaga
~He sweats AHC girls but who doesnt
~He has a shag
~Hes smarter then DM but dumber then Prep ~He Lies...a lot
~He a ladies man and he can partie hardy
~His favorite color is purple but he loves to wear pink
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HIS LACROSSE TEAM GETS KILLED BY DEMATHA (and Prep)EVERY YEAR YEEEAH BITCHES
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Mom: so son who was your lax game agianst today?
Son: Dematha
Mom: O sry you'll get them next time
( they lose next time and every time after that )
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Girl: wut school do u go to?
Guy: Gonzaga
( Girl gets on top of him )
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a girl who goes to a school in the area, who wants to hang out or sleep with guys who go to Gonzaga, strictly for clout
Guy 1: “yo, this chick is asking if I wanna hang out at her place.”
Guy 2: “you gotta make sure she isn’t a Gonzaga groupie, bro. They’re for the whole school.”
An all boys prep school located in the heart of D.C.. Gonzaga is known for its enormous amount of homosexual students. Its color is purple and no student at Gonzaga has balls big enough to do anything when harassed or made fun of.
"hey, faggot in the purple! yea you, you're gay!"
"stop that guys, i just want to buy my mocha"