Grass Dick

When you get off a slip n’ slide and because you’re so wet grass starts sticking to your dick.

Bro you have a serious case of Grass Dick, it’s covered in grass! Practically eco-friendly dick.

Bro don’t rub your grass dick on my regular dick! Your gonna spread it!

by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025

dick gloss

Shiny, sometimes sparkly lubrication for dick sucking lips.

Dick gloss, apply directly to the cockhead.

by [e-mail] June 11, 2009

glassdick

A crack pipe.

Damn, she needs to check herself into rehab and stop sucking on that glassdick.

by Tyson April 2, 2003

glassick

To never make a cup in beer pong.

Chris got glassicked during the game because his partner never made a shot.

by Andrew A. Smith January 25, 2008

grassdick

someone or something that is a real pain in the ass.

He is such a grassdick, because he always needs help

by schiggy December 12, 2008

grassdick

an asshole that smokes grass

That bitch is such a grassdick. He pisses people off so muck when he smokes.

by schiggy December 9, 2008

grassdicker

it means you jack off while you cut the grass. OR youre such a bad grass cutter. OR It means you can suck dick while cutting the grass.

damn.. youre such a grassdicker. GOD are you grassdicking again?

by doc2004 May 13, 2018