garage sale trail

The path most consumer technology takes, from gee wiz. to so what, to make an offer. In other words technology will become quickly outdated and lose most of its value. The rule of the garage sale trail is a curse to the first owner but a blessing for the next owner.

The rule of the garage sale trail makes a $1,000 tv worth $50 in 5 years.

by knowman December 20, 2011

garage sale masochism

A savagely uncontrollable addiction to garage sales that can lead to self-destruction.

He compulsively loaded up the car with so much shit that he couldn’t see out to drive, thanks to his garage sale masochism.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

garage sale pussy

Non-spontaneous sexual relations that are initiated with a singular, non-disputable purpose: to achieve an orgasm and get the fuck out as soon as possible. Not surprisingly, garage sale pussy is very easy to obtain and leaves much more to be desired than conventional pussy.

(1) Married couples trying to conceive.

(2) People who hook up at a real-life garage sale.

Much like that 1985 charity fun run T-shirt you scored for $0.25 at the neighbor's garage sale, with garage sale pussy, you get what you pay for.

by Cayman's Finest Bearded Clams November 14, 2009

Garage Sale Band

A band or musician that you have not yet heard of but who has been on the scene prior to your knowledge of them.

Duder #1: Yo dude, have you heard of <insert band here>? They've been around since like 1995.
Duder #2: Nah, they sound awesome, I now have a new favorite garage sale band.

by alfox March 15, 2010

Garage Sale Whore

When you are haggling with a customer at your garage sale about the 50$ used car seat you are trying to sell and to close out the transaction, you offer your wife/daughter's pussy as an add-on to the deal

Justin: Nice car seat bro where did you get it
Marc: I got at for 50$ at this garage sale, at first I thought I was overpaying but then the guy threw in a Garage Sale Whore
Justin: Nice, you can't pass up a deal like that!

by hahasuka December 9, 2020

garage sale me

when a person tries to pawn off their crap on you from either their cube at work when they clean it out or from home because they are too lazy to get rid of it themselves.

Dude, no I don't want your poster of a cat "hanging in there." Stop trying to garage sale me your crap.

Dude, stop trying to garage sale me your old "recylce" bumper sticker. I don't want your crap.

by downwithgilmore July 8, 2009

“Garage sale at 1223”

Swinger party, orgy

Dan went to a “garage sale at 1223” and got herpes.

by anonymous March 13, 2023