In the future...

You will be able to marry a pile of dogshit.

Rape will be legal.

It will be legal to rape infants.

Human sacrifices will be made legal.

Fetuses will become a breakfast cereal.
Orgies will become the next big reality tv sensation.

Cannibalism will be legal.

Marijuana will still be illegal...

by Observer March 19, 2005

future

An imaginary land of peace, love and prosperity, often unconsciously linked to another domain - the past. An equally fictional realm of regret, sorrow and despair.

The future's not here now, nor will it be in the future.

by Prof. Osled November 23, 2009

Future

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jemimA “Our future is fucked, as is humanity!”

by I’m just telling the truth December 26, 2019

futur

A futur is a word to describe an insanely sexy woman that is good at video games.

Guy: "Fuck man, I need to get me one of them futur girls. They're the best of both worlds."

by prettyponylover August 10, 2017

future

A term generally used when referring to a situation the hasn't happened yet. It also can be used to described the past. This requires you to say " the future past " emphasizing on the both future and past. You pause in between future and past. There are many combination's as shown below.
The word "Future" originates from the chickens, in the year 2306 { this was the third war that never happened until the king of the ants conquered the spiders to over throw the 1972 New Jersey Nets to win the superbowl who were facing the challenges set forth by the ducks}

" Where is the the year 2003? The fucking ducks took it."
"When?"
"In the future past!"
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"Why do i have to find escalaber?"
"Because i need it to defecate"
"What?!"
"FUTURE!"
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by The X man reancarnation October 20, 2008

The Future

1.Greatness set to happen in the distant Future
2. Ricky G Gardner is "The Future" the only hope Wall Basketball has of ever winning more than 5 games

1. Dude in 3 years The NY Jets will win the SuperBowl


2.When i looked into the reflection of Derek's tie i saw "The Future"

by J.O. Wall January 12, 2009

The Future

People in 1999 thought it would be flying Cars and Hoverboards.
2020 People fighting over toilet paper.

The Future :You Fucking Hoarder! hand me some of that toilet paper!

by BootyMuncher: my Booty June 9, 2020