Futuritis

The condition among twenty-somethings where the prospect of committing to anything (usually a relationship, though can also be a home purchase etc.. Grad school, btw, is a notable exception because it is itself often a way of avoiding the future.) causes a flare up in a passive-aggressive avoidance response, ultimately leading to a break-up/blow-up.

(Disclaimer: Futuritis technically means inflammation of the future. Deal with it, language Nazis.)

Ladyfriend Jane: I don't understand why John doesn't want me to move to Philadelphia.
Platonic Manfriend Pete: Jane, you're both 25 and you've been dating for three years. John's got futuritis; there's no way he wants you to move in with him, but he's never going to tell you that. Because he wants to give the business to some other skanks.
LFJ: John can suck my dick.
PMP: Indeed.

by larrychoiceman August 21, 2009

Futuristic Shithole

The place where now you're gonna go!!

Hey bruh that's my futuristic Shithole!!

by THE THUNDER BUCKET! November 12, 2017

futurish

When someone is child-like, we call them childish. So, when something seems future-like it is futurish.

Futurish things like hover boards and time crystals are already being made. Designer babies sound futurish, but we have the technology to add genes to an egg. Many people think environmental disaster is futurish but it is already happening.

by pinyon June 22, 2022

Futurustic

A building, product or object that appears both 'futuristic', yet also 'rustic', by combining new technologies and traditional materials, building methods/production techniques.

EG: 'The way they used slate and wood, combined with the glass/steel ceiling was extremely futurustic.'

by Celeb May 1, 2007

Futurstic Leland

Someone who has an mohawk or an unusual haircut. Or having something that looks like its from the future. Means "your in the future in your mind". Made famous by the rapper Yung La

Man 1-Man you Futurstic Leland dude, nice haircut.

Man 2-Thanks nigga.

by mr.trapboy August 12, 2010

futuristic fuck fest

having sex while teleporting somewhere in a teleportation machine

we fucked in a teleportation machine and joined the futuristic fuck fest

by layla and filip July 13, 2019

futuristic neck-bounce

a name given when you had the best blowjob ever. the head is so good and pleasuring that it is futuristic , and by futuristic meaning in the future so nobody else has ever experienced it besides the person receiving the head from this girl. Neck-bounce is used because that is what the girl is doing while giving you head, here neck is bouncing up and down.

friend: she give good head?
me: she gives tthat futuristic neck-bounce !

by cleveland Benedictine February 20, 2010